Unlike 7-Up, the difference is not so clear
Since young, I had always prided on having perfect eagle-eye vision, that could spot spelling mistakes on a signboard 20 miles down the highway, and see font size #1 used in sneaky Disclaimer Notes on my insurance policies. And the thought of I having to wear ugly spectacles never crossed my mind.
That pride shattered acrimoniously in 1977, when I found that I had developed myopia and astigmatism. AND, worse, that started my financial ruin, as prices of prescription glasses rocketed over the years and,……
…..the distinction between Clarity and Vanity blurred…..as these days I look a lot better with glasses – at least the lovebags under my eyes won’t be so obvious. Kakaka !