Category Archives: chivalry

“Orr…Ee-Orr, Ee-Orr, Ee-Orr..”

Reminiscing here the exploits of Tarzan — Lord Of The Jungle — and his mate, Jane ! 

Unlike modern young men who go namby-pamby down onto their knees in public places with RM200 bouquets to win the hand of their heart throbs, our Ape-man simply swept his Lady Love off her feet – before she had a chance to figure out what was happening !  Wow, such Wild and Raw Romanticism !

And he carried her on his shoulder lest her dainty feet be bruised by the untamed flora of the jungle.  Such chivalry is not to be found again in our modern society.  And they lived happily ever after, swinging from tree-to-tree, with that primeval celebratory chorus reverberating through the green canopy.

To this date I still think Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O’Sullivan were the best pair for the act.