Relax folks, am not sending you back to Mathematics school to tackle some insane formulae.
“It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World” was an extremely hilarious movie of the mid-1960s. It was rather long and windy, with one goofed turn leading to yet another.
One of two notable scenes depicted the bad guy who kept the treasure meeting with an accident, and died – with the fellow shown to literally kick a bucket downhill.
The second memorable scene involved the mother-in-law who smugly put a bunch of keys into her bra and challenged the guys to get them. So they grabbed her by the legs and turned her upside down and shook her until the keys fell out.
Finally the mystery of “W” was revealed at a site where 4 palm trees grew up in that formation.
Reminiscing here the exploits of Tarzan — Lord Of The Jungle — and his mate, Jane !
Unlike modern young men who go namby-pamby down onto their knees in public places with RM200 bouquets to win the hand of their heart throbs, our Ape-man simply swept his Lady Love off her feet – before she had a chance to figure out what was happening ! Wow, such Wild and Raw Romanticism !
And he carried her on his shoulder lest her dainty feet be bruised by the untamed flora of the jungle. Such chivalry is not to be found again in our modern society. And they lived happily ever after, swinging from tree-to-tree, with that primeval celebratory chorus reverberating through the green canopy.
To this date I still think Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O’Sullivan were the best pair for the act.
This animated “3D cartoon” series, released at the turn of the century (late 1990s) quickly gained a cult status among kids and even adults.
Yes, it was the Teletubbies. The four cutesy characters with equally chubby pot bellies in soft-toy outfits of Yellow, Green, Purple and Red were a huge draw.
Never mind if there was nothing intelligible in their “conversations” – it proved to the world that spouting gibberish could generate tons of money. Actually the show was quite a therapeutic relaxation – especially after a hard day’s work in the office – putting the brain on idiot mode for an hour or so.
Eh-Oh! Have I just used the wrong words?
Hah, during that time, this “Eh-Oh” exclamation became the favourite utterance in my home. We even called each other by the names of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po.
As CRT Television maxed out in size about 15 years ago (at 33″), manufacturers sought new technologies for larger screens. One of them was the Rear Projection TV.
However to me, it was at best a desperate attempt to squeeze the last drop of juice from an antiquated set of know-how. The screens were large, no doubt; with sizes going up to 60 inches diagonal (maybe even larger). But they were huge boxes. And the resolution, clarity and contrast were poor, to say the least. Perhaps there was consolation to the owners who could demonstrably and unmistakably prove to their neighbours and visitors that they were people who could see the big picture….LOL.
I contemplated buying a set before, but the thought of having an Incredible Bulk of a box eating up half my living room was simply unbearable.
But they had the last laugh..all the way to the bank…after fishing out our hard-earned money while we ‘pretended’ not to know it. Apa nak buat ? Life was kinda tough in those days (as compared to today) and therapeutic hardship diversions were few and far in between.
As the poor folks soaked in their favorite reality-escape fixes and got their hallucinatory-cum-delusionary highs, operators in the backroom were busy spinning reels of film.
No regrets though, we enjoyed many epic movies that were screened in the Rexes, Capitols, Odeons, Cathays, etc, and many people went gaga over the movie stars, both males and females.
Those were the heydays of the big-screen duo, viz., Cathay and Shaw. Shaw was a much larger outfit, with dozens of many cinemas throughout Malaysia and Singapore.
It happened in 1968 or so. Succumbing to the sweet persuasion of a Rediffusion salesman, we subscribed to this novel “Cable Audio” entertainment service, for a grand sum of RM7 per month.
Installation came with a speaker box and a 2-channel selector/volume control switch. Channel A was called the Gold Network and B, the Silver Network.
Habis lah ! Thenceforth we were held hostage by the numerous (more like endless) highly addictive stories, talk shows and fabulous songs & music, in Hokkien, Cantonese,Teochew, and English. (Can’t remember if there were Malay or Tamil programs).
That notwithstanding, all the silver tales and golden fables could not fend off the onslaught of competing technologies, and also failed to satiate ever-changing entertainment cravings. I believe the service has ceased; but memories linger.
My friends asked me whether I have watched The Phantom of the Opera – I said I started to watch only perhaps about 30 years ago, and ever since I have been watching it or them almost like once a week or so. LOLX !
On quite many occasions, I got startled when the actress showed up unexpectedly as I walked into my bedroom or bathroom. I fell off my bed during the first encounter.
Years later, ever since my daughter got out of school, I got to see more episodes on two different channels now……
In any case, I prefer the Contemporary to the Classic…hehehe